What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do black people prefer thick, curvy women?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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Goldfinger

The Man with the Golden Gun

Live and Let Die

How do I get access to a dog for bestiality? I am currently unable to adopt a dog, but I want to know if there are still ways to have sex with one without getting caught.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Dr No

Why do men suck dick? Me, I can't get enough

-”Ah so!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

How do you leave a relationship when you are still in love?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

What are the primary causes of the persistent smog crisis affecting Delhi and other parts of North India?

A View to a Kill

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why am I sweating so much when I try to do anything?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

You Only Live Twice

What is the kinkiest thing you and your sex partner have done in bed?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What is a good habit and what is bad one?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-J W Pepper

Moonraker

If everyone in Russia dropped into holes in the ground only never to return, would that be good for NATO and international peacekeepers? Can we convince Russians to be less diabolical, so they coexist? Does Putin stink like doo doo in the commode?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

-All the bad guys are black.